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kosmogrl:
kosmogrl:
“it gets easier with time” have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?
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lickmydecalsoffbaby:
my cousin who has every disease
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#me #this is just what it's like when you work with kids
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fluorescentbalaclava:

#i'm so normal about this video game vampire i promise
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tritiumsun-deactivated20231023:
My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.
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#god this is my dream #oh to be a friendly little beetle with no responsibilities
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bane-of-technology:
polymoth:
The thing they don’t tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

#ohhh but i love runny eggs #a sacrifice i must make
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leeuwtjie:
People are so wishy-washy these days. No one wants to take oaths and blood pacts anymore.
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
the iconic coca cola bottle is meant to reflect the ideal female form, with a slender waist, a wide bust and hips that lead directly to five short, scuttling legs at the bottom

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agentkatie:
so the neutrogena anti-aging companion mods are a blight on the landscape but some modders truly are doing the lord’s work
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Fletcher Hanks
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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I...
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